Country Dictionary

a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely Sunday brunch.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about our waitress. She's totally my brunch crush."

Gumpy and droopy-eyed.

I knew a girl in highschool that was spooked.

(N.) CCB - "Cracker Chasing Bitch" An acronym used to designate those women (usually of the asian persuasion) who prefer to choose caucasian males and/or females as sexual/relationship partners.

Daaaamn fool, look at them gold-diggin' ccb's, all up on that cracka's nuts like cheese on pizza.

When a man's gut hangs down lower than his penis does.

Antoinette won't date Tim because he has a dickdo.

noun. Sucking of the penis. Called "Georgia dome" by southerners to indicate a prostitute from the south to have sucked one's penis.

Damn yo, that hoe last night gave me mad Georgia dome!

A gentleman with a bit of a reputation (sexual)with the ladies.

That Bill Clinton is a bit of a man about town.

Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!