A fork of Rural Dictionary
A diabetic sugar fluctuation induced by the use of crack cocane.
Boo is in the hospital again with crackabeties
An infection of the spine caused by shooting up drugs, (mainly heroin)through the intravenous route while claiming the infection was obtained via a spider bite.
I think the new patient got bitten by the West Virginia white needle back.
When a man has an orgasm at the same time he shits the bed.
Jan broke up with Matt after he busted a nutfart on her last wedneaday.
Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......
Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
When a man stretches his sack out as to apply it to another man or woman's face sufficient enough to tighten up and drag the other said individual across said floor....
Ed s being real cocky tonight, I might have to give him a sackwrap.
Stretching out ones sack to the maximum pliability, then wrapping said sack over a persons face and dragging them across the carpet. Usually executed when the targeted individual is acting out and misbehaving.
Karen was acting out tonight because she was lacking Gary’s full attention. A quick SackWrap was required to get her back in line.