Country Dictionary

Strawberries are definately the ultimate sex food of all time and forever. Nothing is more sexy than someone eating a strawberry sexily. So take my advice- BRING STRAWBERRIES WHEREVER YOU MAY GO!

"Hey Spence, want a strawberry?"
"Hell ya! I mean strawberries are the ultimate sex food!"

A less obscene way to say fuck. Also it confuses people. I mean who the hell says fork for no reason?

"Hah, nice job on your driving test."
"FORK YOU!"

The greatest feeling in the world; and orgasmic feeling

Yo, that game is Jacktacular; Last night with lauren and her broken jaw was Jacktacular

It's a word for BOOB, but it's way cooler than BOOB.

"My nahgel be a bouncin' to and fo"
"Damn"

A word much cooler than negative. When something is wrong or when your answer is simply no. Or if you are one of those badass airplane piolets and you are about to crash.

"Hey Bri you are lookin' sexy. Do you want to go to Prom with me?"
"Uhm that would definately be a negatory."

anal gerbil insertion....ya ya gay guys do it to get it on. they freeze gerbils in the freezer then shove them up their ass and wait until they thaw out and then they crawl out.

"dude the AGI was awesome last night, you shoulda been there"
"damn"

Letting your baby fuck you.

Baby are you working me tonight