A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pulling a Dom is when your friends are in a sticky situation, and you resolve said situation by killing yourself in a cinematic style.
"I can't believe Rick dove right into that bear!"
"Yeah, he saved our lives!'
"Yeah, he was totally pulling a dom."
"Dude...too soon."
When one vomits on the partner(s)' genitals, then proceeds to headbutt the vomitted upon area until one's head appears as a mere blur.
2 girls and 1 Hyper Lethal Vector is far more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
When one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.
Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"
THE NEXT DAY:
Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."
A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.