Country Dictionary

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.

My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier

That sexy af part of a girlie ting's body where the thighs and hips meet, found most often on thicc pengers.

That girl had some spicy thips.

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

When the dildo goes in the wrong hole

Oh Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz the dildo went in the wrong hole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

That asshole went to the show without me.

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.