A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.
Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.
A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.) 1.) Eat the solid fecal matter. 2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer. 3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two. 4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.) 5.) Use as warpaint. 6.) Make brownies. 7.) Soft serve icecream. 8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.
Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.
A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.
I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.
When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.
Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.
While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.
"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.
Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?