Country Dictionary

Leaving a dooker in a hot tub when tubbing with your partner!

Jeff and Phil we're in phil's hot tub when Phil dropped a tub trout just before they were going to have anal sex!

After anal sex, you lick around your partners asshole to clean it up

After Jeff and Phil did the dirty deed, Phil gave Jeff a Ring Around the Rosey so he would be clean for round two!

When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!

My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!

I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!

Sticking your finger in someone else's runny nose!

Kevin did a mucus plug on Jeff because he has Krtinich and it made his nose run!

Stretched out real wide vagina

Dude you going to have to tie off if you going to bang that chick. She has an arvola!

A form of crotch itch you get from fucking farm animals

Jeffs balls are burning so bad after fucking his neighbors billy goat he thinks he may have krtinich!