A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a crabs genetalia can be desribed as crusty.
"Mr Krabs is one thicc bih. Lemme.....see that krussy!"
The exact moment when your friend is walking too slowly up the stairs ahead of you and they begin to convulse and fall back on you.
"Move it Chungles!"
"Ah dang! I've been chunged."
Bigweld is a magnificent, portly, metallic, god among us foolish mortals. We do not deserve his mercy. We do not give enough infint sacrafices to satisfy his bloodlust and fury. He deserves the sin of lust and the feel of an old woman's crinkly skin breaking under his lumpscious bottom. We are not worthy.
"Bow down to your god fool! Bow down to Bigweld!"