A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bigweld is a magnificent, portly, metallic, god among us foolish mortals. We do not deserve his mercy. We do not give enough infint sacrafices to satisfy his bloodlust and fury. He deserves the sin of lust and the feel of an old woman's crinkly skin breaking under his lumpscious bottom. We are not worthy.
"Bow down to your god fool! Bow down to Bigweld!"
Bigweld: Pretty Cool
Dave From Alvin And The Chipmunks: ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!
he is the one we all praise. he is the on who tells us to follow our dreams. he brings happiness to earth. if he loves than, he really loves you. we do not deserve his big booty grace. he brought thiccness to the world and he will take it out.
we should not love hoes...no we should LOVE BIGWELD