A fork of Rural Dictionary
The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.
“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again” “Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”
the boys were getting a little out of hand, so I slapped them with my purple helmet warrior!
A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration. Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job. Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!" "Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".