Country Dictionary

headphones

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*

dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.

A: i need a new monitor B: can you see what im writing? A: yes B: Then whats the problem?

F4

a button on the keyboard in between F3 and F5. when button is pressed at the same time with the "alt" key windows on the screen go away really fast.

A: dude press alt-F4 to get tons of cash. B: oh awesome thanks. ~B has quit the game~ A: sucker