A fork of Rural Dictionary
What one does when looking in the rear view mirror while driving and notices something hanging from their nose.
I checked the mirror to change lanes and there was the grossest thing hanging out from my nose so I did a quick pick and flick to get rid of it.
People on the beach who when you see from behind can ruin your day because there swimsuits and butts are the wrong size for each other.
I was having a good time relaxing at the beach until I saw a bummer butt and had to go home.
The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.
BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again. Burt: And why is that? Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
A motorized vehicle with over size tires, enough horsepower to rescue a three ton elephant from quicksand and a glove compartment filled with country and western CD's.
He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.
Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.
As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time. Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression. Maria: Why? Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.