Country Dictionary

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

To have sexual intercourse with more than one groupie at a time.

Man, let's go drill these groupies.

I'm bored.
Shorter then writing out the whole thing.

playerboi: sup man?
sportMania: (B)
playerboi: Same here, lets get together

when two fingers, usually the index and middle finger are inserted either into the vagina, or the anus.

i just popped her a doucie.

A person who is generally large in size,sports an army regulation haircut and wears doc matrin boots.
This species is commonly found in a small hamlet called Kilmany.

"oh meh god check Ueeee out"

A term comprised of the words 'pirate', 'ninja', 'Mongolian', and 'lumber jack'. Used to describe someone who has combined traits of all four stereotypes of such badass motherfuckers.

"He's clearly flipping out, pilfering ships, pillaging fields, and chopping wood. He is a piraningolianjack."

"Thank you for your payment."

When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."