Country Dictionary

spam butterfly (n). a finger assisted close-up pink shot in a bongo mag.

It was spread wide like a spam butterfly

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

stroke the dog through the letterbox (euph). to slide your hand down the front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

noun: A hybrid of "geek" and "nerd"

He's such a gerd! (lalalala)

world of leather (n). the parts of an aged lady. Granny's oysters.

There's no pain like walking in and seeing a world of leather.

noun, a sleep. can be used as "nap".

I'm going to go have a schlep.

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye