A fork of Rural Dictionary
froozer. derived from the words freak(fr) and loser(aozer). usually a deragatory comment. meant to put someone down. usually used by prep girls just joking around.
PC is such a froozer. God, Mike, you are such a froozer. OMGsh, ***** is such a froozer for knitting.
yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman worthy of a good seeing to, eg. Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
I love to tap yummy mummies.
full English breakfast (n). A very untidy vagina that is frankly too much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.