A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Glaswegian expression used to make others aware of extreme satisfaction. Would generally be exclaimed if the speaker had achieved something or had been given/granted something which gave them pleasure or brought them happiness.
I just completed the 3rd level in that game I've been playing - YAS!!!
Yas my boyfriend just told me he loves me!
I can't believe I won that award for being the nicest person in the world .... Yas! I'm so excited!!!
A Glaswegian term meaning under arm.
wow I've got really sweaty oaksters today!
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber
or
that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
a bunter is defined as a fat sweaty gambler, these are folks you don't want to mess with or sit close to...
Person 1: whoa wtf is that?
Perosn 2: eewwww ive never seen anything like it!
Person 3: what your looking at is in no other words decribable than a bunter!!!
A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"
Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy
Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!
A Glaswegian expression used to show excitement over a subject, topic or upcoming event. This term can also be used when exhibiting glee towards something.
See also "yas"
This word can also be followed with the word bawdeep to intensify it's meaning.
Stephen is taking me to Tunisia for my birthday - yaldi!
My student loan comes in soon and I'm gonna spend it all wildly...yaldi!
We're gonna have amazing sex tonight - it's dress up day.... yaldi bawdeep!