A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A shirt that you roll up and burn. Preferably natural fibers.
2. A documented log of your bowel movements. (Number 2's) Mainly used for medical purposes.
3. An actual log that you have shat.
1. "Yo hun, take off your shirt, I need another log for the fire."
2. "Nurse, I have completed completed my shlog for todays bowel movements."
3. "Look at that log I left in the toilet."