Country Dictionary

yamaka

The way idiots pronounce the word "yarmulke". Its proper pronunciation is /yar.məl.kə/, with both the r and the l audible.

Person 1: Check out my yamaka.

Person 2: WRONG!

box sex

When two people hide in nearby cardboard boxes and masturbate until orgasm. As seen on Scrubs.

Elliot: Were you thinking about me?
Keith: I always think about you during box sex, you know that.

skink

A woman who wears a bikini during the swimming portion of a triathlon, as opposed to a wetsuit or a one piece.

Skinks are much less hydrodynamic.

titsmashing

Hugging a woman with large tits, causing her to experience pain due to the hug-related smushing.

Can I have a hug?

I don't know... I don't wanna get a titsmashing.