Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chris Hemsworth

Person that puts the shirt industry out of business

Put A shirt on Chris Hemsworth!

Hazel

A badass child with the attitude of a mule, but is the maddest, most amazing friend that you can ever have. She lights up any room just with her laugh, which is both infectious and silvery.

DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

A Hazel is chasing me! HELP!!!!!!!

Stephy

A kind, loving girl with an awesome love for everything to do with 🐈. She always smiles and puts up with even the most ā€œhilariousā€ of her annoying friends terrible jokes. She is like the sea. We throw all we got at it, and yet it still thieves and helps us wherever it can.

Life would be nothing without a few Stephys in it.

Rose

As beautiful and as lovely as her namesake, but if you dig yourself too far down, she will cover your hands in thorns

Rose is awesome

Twins

Annoying, but lovely people who do everything together, including shower, and sometimes are able to read each other’s thoughts. I know twins and they are double trouble when they get angry or mischievous, but if you are friends with one, you must be friends with the other. They are so annoying when they want to be. But together they have double the heart and always have room in their heart for anyone.

Twins are awesome

Cheeseburger

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeseburger!,!

Cheeseburger