Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Poopwiener

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy. 2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll). 3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.

"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!" (Jimmy Fallon from SNL) "Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."

by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

nigger rich

(adj.) a derogatory term used to refer to a selfishly extravagant person who has no prospects of ever paying off the debts they incur. (Esp. someone whose sole purchasing power comes from disreputable credit cards or drugs.)

Q: Where the hell did he get those rims? He works at f***ing McDonalds! A: He copped some credit cards and now he's nigger rich.

by Chagrin94 August 15, 2005

blowup doll

(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts. 2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)

"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)

by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

nozzle

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.

"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.

by Chagrin94 August 09, 2005

Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)

My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!

by Chagrin94 August 10, 2005

royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.

Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!

by Chagrin94 August 15, 2005

Necktie

A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.

Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds": "Concrete shoes Cyanide T.N.T Done dirt cheap Ooo, neckties Contracts High voltage Done dirt cheap!"

by chagrin94 November 13, 2009