Country Dictionary

Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner

Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"

A Mexican unicorn

Kid#1:"wait who are you"
Kid#2:I'm a mexicorn bitch"

Sexting as a unicorn

Sexacorn me and send meh nuds

Is fake and you don't need it

"I love you"
"I love me to"

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy

Girl:"Daddy"
Boyfriend:"Hey baby girl"
Girl:"Hey father"
Father:"Hey "

45% of the world is a slut, especially at school

"Your a slut"
"So are you"