Country Dictionary

A person named Dick wants to have sex with the bill of rights

Dick went to jail for dickyfuckinlaw

A mean 50% Redbone Coonhound 20% labrador, and 3 percent wolf, dog. Taupo has a good sense of smell too. You can find Taupo on embark

Taupo finally slept after an hour of playing

When a person says los while eating mentos

"Why the hell are you los mentos right now"

Redneck speech

One redneck shouted to the other 'AMEEERICA FUCK YAAA

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)' 'He's your buddy' 'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy' 'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

An 11 soon to be 12 year old child who kills lots of poodles

Mr. PooMan is all over the news for killing 5 poodles this week

A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj

"Philo the Pillow" I yelled. Ignores