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Bed lunch

When one consumes large quantities of food prior to falling asleep. The foods are usually high in fats and starches. Individuals who consume bed lunch are usually intoxicated from a night of heavy drinking.

Man this club sucks, let's go have bed lunch

Beef jerky

A beef jerky. A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef. Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef. You can also use other ground meats. If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?

A beef jerky

A beef jerky. A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef. Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef. You can also use other ground meats. If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.