A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fly sh#t. Tiny spots left by flies as they crawl on stuff.
Tom always checks the silverware for fly dots at Old Country Buffet.
1) An acronym for Blown Load Fruit Salad. A salad consisting of Cantelope, Cool Whip, romaine lettuce and human sperm.
2) Any fruit salad containing human sperm.
"I serve the fruit salad (affectionatly referred to as BLFS, or "Blown Load Fruit Salad") to my roommates and female friends, who have no idea that they are actually eating my blown load."
A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.
Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.
Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!