Country Dictionary

The process of filling a chick's navel with spooge. Spelled with two u's due to the fact that you can fill a "u" with spooge but not an "o"

Oh, Oh, OH, get on your back baby, i'm about to NUUGE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! yes! yes.

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?! His hair looks decroted. I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

When you have your girl rub your cum into your ballsack like it was lotion.

I noticed that the skin on my lunchbox was getting a little ashy so i had my girl give me goo nuts.

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.

Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.

So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.