A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one is on a drunken rampage, he has uninhibited drunk sex with jews while yelling racial slurs at them, then the next day claim that you are not racist. Now also known as the dirty Kramer.
Let's go find a few orthodox's im in the mood for a dirty gibson.
A gothic snowball is when you and all your buddies are gang banging some dirty whore, all take turns blowing your load inside her. Now she must be on her rag or it is just a normal snowball. Now pick one unlucky guy to suck all the blood and cum out and spit that snowball in her face. Not to be confused with the muslim snowball which involves blowing loads in her asshole.
That bitch needs a gothic snowball.
I reference to keefer sutherland being a vaginal fart....see kweef
she smells like kweefer sutherland
The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.
A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.
To perform a gothic shower you must do insane amounts of drugs and drinking til your liver is totally destroyed.Then once you are pissing blood, proceed like a normal golden shower except this will be gothic.
you look like you could use a gothic shower
Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.
I only had time for an italian shower.
a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.
mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide