A fork of Rural Dictionary
A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping. You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad! Person: Ok, Ok You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch. Person: (Crying)