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Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.

Just as the mask is the new T-shirt, Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

by Covido November 01, 2020

Covid-🦜

When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.

If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.

by Covido December 12, 2020

Trump is Covid-19⁺

A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.

That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.

by Covido October 02, 2020

Covid-Creative

When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.

Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.

by Covido January 29, 2021

Mask

A psychological confidence marker that gives vaccinated or boosted people the illusion that they are fully protected from the coronavirus—a symbol of perceived social responsibility to pacify politicians that they could be counted on in containing the pandemic.

With millions of people wearing face masks of varying quality, most of which offering near-zero protection against Covid-19 and its variants, the main beneficiaries are the mask manufacturers and the distributors.

by Covido April 23, 2022

Covid-🇭🇺

When Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orbán used the coronavirus crisis as an excuse to come up with an undemocratic act to grab unlimited political power—for example, someone who is spreading false information about the coronavirus could be jailed up to five years.

Under the cover of the Covid-🇭🇺 pandemic, the Orbán government could declare a “state of health emergency” whenever it wanted to crack down on the Opposition.

by Covido April 10, 2021

Covid Exploitation

When employers and factories use the pandemic as an excuse to unfairly terminate workers, or to close the workplaces by offering them zero compensation.

Guesstimate how many migrant workers in the Middle East and in Asia have so far fallen prey to covid exploitation by their unscrupulous employers.

by Covido July 02, 2021