A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head
What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.
When you take a turd, and rub it under your armpits to get vegan smell.
" I care about the environment, so I use vegan deodorant. Plus I love the smell "
A guy who has at least 2 kids by accident because he "spilled his oil" and made a horrible mess.
"He got another ho pregnant? Man, someone needs to introduce that B.P. to a condom. "
When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.
I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants
A female who only dates or marry guys for their money, but not guys who are wealthy. Far lower than a gold digger.
She had two kids with this guy and now he supports her with his disability check. What a bronze digger.
When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out
Chris loves Boston Baked Beans