Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 22, 2022

Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

sex

what i have with your mom

1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...

by Cruned March 13, 2021

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023

Metalcore

The worst subgenre of metal by miles

1: Check out this new metalcore band i found on spotify!

2: You listen to metalcore? that shit's wack.

by Cruned June 28, 2023

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 30, 2022

Snoof

When you get so high that everything smells like weed

1: broooo I'm snoofing rn
2: same bro I'm faded

by Cruned January 25, 2023