A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone known for bottling it when it’s put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.
Yeah he’s a bad carsey artist Mo, Nult’s put it on his toes with this swimming race and he’s gone on the missing list again.
Chicken kebab from the spinning stick, marinated in unknown spices. Popular dish in the Middle East and Southport, UK
Ey the shawarma king has knocked up the heaviest wrap, can’t wait to get back the manc cave to eat this
Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.
I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.
The reigning golf champion in the Costa del Sol. Can strike a ball miles. Can do trick shots of a cold can of Cruzcampo. Unassumingly handsome.
Did you see that shot off the pin on the par 3? You’re witnessing greatness. He’s nailed on to be the Cruzchampo this year.
The reigning champ in the Costas. Generally outgoing, able to strike a ball and usually has a big corey on him. Usually gym rats from northern rugby towns.
Yeah Doyley is the reigning Cruzchampo you know, smashed a pink fella 300 of a can of lager with a hybrid. Some man.
Skilful footballer from the southern tip of liverpool, Speke to be precise. May or may not have a big chopper.
Some player him, he’s known as Spele in the dirty south