A fork of Rural Dictionary
To hold your anus over someone's eyeball with such proximity that the eyelashes brush against the O-ring, resulting in pink eye.
I went to the optometrist to see if I needed glasses. The doctor said I had 20/20 vision, but gave me eye drops because my boyfriend gave me a Costas Kiss.
Costas, using a totally irrelevent reference, usually a sports rerference, in conversation. Andy Rooney originated this technique in his monologues, but Costas extended this to dialogouges. While Rooney merely left his audiences irriitated, Costas left his audience irritated and his interveiwees confused. Alternative definition 1, confusing endless regurgeatation of rote learning for higher order thinking. Alternative definition 2, sitting in an overstuffed easy chair.
Dude, my relationship is falling apart, I wanted some support and you go totally Costas on me. I have no idea what the 1964 World Series and the Yankees dumping Yogi Berra and making Johnny Keane the manager has to do with my relationship problems.
if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts. they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit. costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days. costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin. example: person 1: are you dating a costas? person2: yes, i love him! person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch another example: person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas? person 2: yes, it sucks dick person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding