A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.
Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!
You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying
Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,
U want one?
The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
Someone who ejaculated in a Ice sparkling drink and you don't tell the other person
I just Ziggynuts Mcgoofied in yo sparkling ice!
What a classic Ziggynuts mcgoofy!