A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of getting too loose through the relentless consumption of alcohol.
Tarquin: what happened to you last night mate? Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse
Noun, derived from the term 'shit bloke'.
Harry: are you gonna come for a pint tonight Sam: nah I've got to be lifeguarding at 2 tomorrow, probably gonna leave it Harry: you are a complete shbloke
Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.
You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"