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Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters." Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."
A common structure every fucking polish village has. Commonly used for defecation.
Johnny: Yo bro have you seen that new paczkomat? Loczek: Yeah. Already took a shit in it too.
A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.
Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?" Me: "he's a ginger." *everyone in the school bullies you*
The thing we all dream of having.
Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend." Every male on earth: "same."
The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.
Adamus: *singing barka* *everyone sings along with tears.*