Country Dictionary

sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

moose eye

Another one of the thousands if not tens of thousands of synonyms for coochie. See Furburger

That fat Chick is so drunk I think she's ready to give up the moose eye.

Darby

The coolest person in the entire world. Also the center of the universe.

Darby! You are soooooo cool!

pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.