A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees. 2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
a run down poor side of town or when something is jerry-rigged and looks like it was made in ahalf-assed fashion.
1. That side of town is a ghetto. 2. Replacing a broken window with a trashbag and ducttape is ghetto.
The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.
Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.
One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.
Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.
Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.
In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.
Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.
Jim: Hey Where you goin'? Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?" Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.
The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.