A fork of Rural Dictionary
An mp3 player - derives from the original iPod, but obviously pod sounds more amusing and appropriate while on a train full of zombie-like commuters
They were all sitting on the train their pods on
A meter ruler refers to an unusually uber-long fore finger that is pointing or being wagged at the end of an out stretched arm, giving the impression of an extremely authorotitive person.
"The jobsworth in Trago Mills wagged his meter ruler at me"
The original blasphemous girl - Miss Tairrie B of my ruin. Any self-confessed Ruiner who can't get enough of Brutal language, love, violence, religion and sex.
I am a BLASPHEMOUS GIRL.... Torture me with timelessness, worship my fist with every kiss, resurrection of my pain, drag me down your memory lane, introduce me to devotion, leave me numb with no emotion.
A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objectify yourself.
"Let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister" "We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"
itschme literaly means "it's me" but is must be uttered quickly in a monosyllabic fashion. It can be used in place of hello, but can also be used as an action in the past, present or future tense. To itschme somewhere...
Let's itschme our friendly faces in the pub.
Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru. Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler. Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van." "Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview" "Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"
A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing. Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!