Country Dictionary

a term of endearment for a wonderful girlfriend.

i love you, stinky :)

a nice way of saying bullshit

and that, my friend, is pure bean dip.

adj. a positive feeling beyond words.

spending time with you is shantastic.

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.