Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

anutetulse

a girl whose privates smell like tuna

Braden loves him some anutetulses

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

Gaytarded

one who is not only gay, but retarded as well!

Braden is the most gaytarded boy in the whole world!

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

do what?

exclamation of surprise over something that has been said

Braden's gay? DO WHAT?????

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004

walleyed

when your eyes are kinda funky

Braden wishes he was walleyed

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004