Country Dictionary

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

Left over food on your big boobies.

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.

Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

A pre made broach made from actual food or snacks pinned(dropped) on your shirt pre party.

Chris arrived at the party already wearing her party broach potato chip.