Country Dictionary

Bowden

Bowden or Bowdcunt as it is most commonly known is a form of genetic baldness common amongst snakes. A bowden will commonly appear inside the jungle looking puzzled and obviously balding.

'Hey that bowden is balding'

'Well...DUH!'

Catchpole

A Catchpole is a meaningless creature with a very low IQ. Catchpole mainly hunts his food, most notably the fish. You can find Catchpole at a few places. Carthagina lake (hunting), Lauren (entertaining) Gosling (being a general biatch). It is advised to stay away from the Catchpole incase of AIDS related Ginger Beard infections.

'Hey my catchpole got all wet'