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Bowdens are very shy people with great hearts that care for everyone he is close to. You can count on a Bowden to keep your darkest and most troubling secrets. They make for great people in bed.

"Oh my god, is that the new Bowden at school?!"

a bewilderd beast that states "well done" way too many times in one hour

look out behind you there's a "bowden"

Bowden or Bowdcunt as it is most commonly known is a form of genetic baldness common amongst snakes. A bowden will commonly appear inside the jungle looking puzzled and obviously balding.

'Hey that bowden is balding'

'Well...DUH!'

Bowden is the technical term for a singing dog afficionado. Bowdens can often be found scouring Youtube for the latest clips of musical animals. When coupled with an Ian, they make an iBo - which was once a singing robotic dog.

Bowden: "I wuv yoooooooooou"

Person how manages to fit a one and a quarter hours into their 'lunch hour'

Wayne - Wheres Billy?
Grant - He's down the gym
Wayne - How long will he be?
Grant - Probably a 'Bowden Hour'

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

A really beautiful girl

Damn, that girl is a real Sophie Bowden