A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sleep on your arm and wake up with a numb hand AND morning wood, then masturbate. The lack of feeling in your hand makes it feel like someone else is doing it, but you're alone. Must be a ghost.
Had a little ghost love this morning, today is gonna be a good day.
When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.
I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged
Noun: a make up artist during the French Belle Epoque period tasked with applying make up to rich people that had paintings of themselves commissioned.
A modern colloquium would be the abbreviated "M.U.A."
The Emuét is required on set in 15 minutes!
When a wealth famous person deceives an entire nation.
Hitler was successful in drumpfing the people.
To make things less awesome. To remove Morgan from the situation. A sad time.
This party really died after Morgan got called away. Her boss demorganized this party, man.