Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kidding on the Square

A Frankenism, meaning joking, but really meaning it.

Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya? Frank: Fuck you, Nick. Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!

by Dorian Black June 08, 2005

Texan

1) Slang; A term used for someone who has low intelligence and is bigoted a good part of the time. 2) Alternately: Texas

1)Nick: Fuck them fags! Joe: Stop being such a Texan. 2) Shut up, Texas.

by Dorian Black July 03, 2005

Hot Sex

A term used to describe something that is cool; a play on 'cool beans'.

Nick: Hey Bob, I just got the new *INSERT BAND HERE* album! Bob: Hot sex, Nick!

by Dorian Black June 25, 2005

Shorthair

A derrogatory (when used by heterosexuals) or playful (when used by homosexuals) term used to describe a lesbian.

Mikey, look, a shorthair just walked in.

by Dorian Black May 26, 2005

New Spin

Another term for new album. Can also be shortened to just 'spin'.

Hey, have you checked out *INSERT BAND HERE*'s new spin?

by Dorian Black July 05, 2005

Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse is, to be quite honest, the greatest band of all time. They hail from Issaquah, Washington, and are fronted by Isaac Brock, who, despite being raised in a trailer park, has written some of the greatest lyrics in music. They became widely known when, in 2004, they released Good News For People Who Love Bad News, which is more upbeat than their earlier work, and it's songs (Ocean Breathes Softly and Float On) began being played by every radio station in the US, at least one an hour. Members: Isaac Brock - Vocals/Guitar Eric Judy - Bass Jeremiah Green - Drums/Percussion Dann Gallucci - Guitar/Keyboards/Synthesizers Discography: Albums * This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About (Up, 1996) * The Lonesome Crowded West (Up, 1997) * The Moon And Antarctica (Epic, 2000) * Good News For People Who Love Bad News (Epic, 2004) EPs and other collections * Blue Cadet-3, Do You Connect? (K, 1994) * Interstate 8 (Up, 1996) * The Fruit That Ate Itself (K, 1996) * Night On the Sun (Up, 1999) * Building Nothing Out of Something (Up, 2000) * Sad Sappy Sucker (K, 2001) * Everywhere & His Nasty Parlour Tricks (Epic, 2001) * Baron von Bullshit Rides Again (Epic, 2004) Singles * "Broke" (Sub Pop, 1996) * "Life of Arctic Sounds" (Suicide Squeeze, 1997) * "Birds vs. Worms" (Hit or Miss, 1997) * "Other People's Lives" (Up, 1998) * "Neverending Math Equation" (Sub Pop, 1998) * "Whenever You See Fit" (with 764-Hero) (Up/Suicide Squeeze 1998/2000) * "Float On" (Epic, 2004) * "Ocean Breathes Salty" (Epic, 2004)

Modest Mouse is the greatest band ever.

by Dorian Black July 23, 2005

Fucking thing

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless. i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

by Dorian Black July 21, 2005