Country Dictionary

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asspiss

Violent watery excretia, brought upon by binge drinking.

1> "So Dan, how was your shit?" 2> "To be honest, it was a bit of an ass-piss." 1> ...

by Drakien March 06, 2003

joygasm

Sudden feeling of intense well-being, (NOT brought on by narcotics). See: "high on life"

"The sun, the birds, the grass, the-- ooh, joygasm!"

by Drakien March 06, 2003

to drive automatic (verb)

Has sex with women. c.f. wordto drive stick (verb)/word

"Nah, I gave up driving stick and now I'm all the way automatic. Lick my pussy?"

by Drakien March 06, 2003

skank

Dirty residue, often found on nightclub floors, consisting of shoe-rubber and b33r.

"I feel over and got covered in skank."

by Drakien March 06, 2003

missioning

To be totally focused on one goal whilst under the infuence of narcotics, to the possible detriment of personal health, social standing and other shit.

"Nah, leave him be, he's missioning for some Rizla and won't be back for ages."

by Drakien March 06, 2003

bumgay

1. Really, really rubbish. 2. Name of an African tribal leader, who sells yams.

1. "Dude, that is total bumgay." 2. "Bumgay sells only premium yams."

by Drakien March 06, 2003

fucksocks

Curse, used to express annoyance.

"Oh, *fucksocks*!"

by Drakien March 06, 2003