A fork of Rural Dictionary
Violent watery excretia, brought upon by binge drinking.
1> "So Dan, how was your shit?" 2> "To be honest, it was a bit of an ass-piss." 1> ...
AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.
Nick: "Hey guys!" Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick) Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!" Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."
That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.
A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes." B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes." A: "RIP Darell's rectum."