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asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss. After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses. Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 07, 2005

asspiss

liguid shit

man i got narlly asspiss

by nambo August 08, 2003

asspiss

Violent watery excretia, brought upon by binge drinking.

1> "So Dan, how was your shit?" 2> "To be honest, it was a bit of an ass-piss." 1> ...

by Drakien March 06, 2003

AssPiss

AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.

Nick: "Hey guys!" Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick) Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!" Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."

by WSUATOASSPISSER September 14, 2011

Asspiss

Asspiss 1)Pissing in a chick's ass.

Asspissing can be a great suprise if you have the self control neccessary a chick who digs anal!

by M.R. March 22, 2003

Asspiss

1) Warm beer 2) When one person urinates in another persons butt and, well, you know...

"Dude, this is asspiss." "Yeah, I'll be making some of that tonight." "God your sick."

by _DV April 02, 2003

Tijuana Asspiss

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes." B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes." A: "RIP Darell's rectum."

by kaigaidemon July 17, 2015