A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cunt of the shittest form
Shep kept banging on about gay cereal what a shitcunt he is
An elderly semi retired male who still thinks he's 21 and party's like it's 1999. Outdoes most of his peers and is notoriously good at pulling younger women. A bit of a legend
Did you see that bird the dancing Dentist pulled last night. She was mint
A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered