A fork of Rural Dictionary
Greater than Rediculous
Dude A;"Did you see that chick's prostiboots?" Dude B;"Ya they were rediculous." Dude A;"Nah, they were redonkulous!"
n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka
My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!
1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved. 2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?" Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!" Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards" Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing" Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?" HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..." HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..." Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!" Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh" DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!" DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"