A fork of Rural Dictionary
An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.
Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.
A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.
Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.
A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.
I met this guy from Oklahoma City...he was a real RED DIRT RUMP RANGER!
When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.
The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.
Alternative to rawkwome. It too means to be the epitome of both rawkand awesome, but uses the missing syllable lost in the frankenword, rawksome, to become "rawkawesome". It's simply a preference of syllabry.
Concert goer 1: This band is rawksome!
Concert goer 2: I agree, completely rawkawesome!
The state or fact of being incompetent.
I wanted to add an update to my petition, but the website wasn't working correctly, and the webmaster suffers from such accute incompetence that I didn't even get an E-mail.